"Harj is a rich bitch with a spare house in every town! He's a real catch!"
"The waiter dropped a fork covered in tartar sauce on my shirt and didn't even apologize. Kinda ruined the experience!"
"A good place to get your clean on."
"Terminal 3 is for the birds (literally) - its the classic golden age of amenity free flight!"
"There is no LTE up here!"
"Order the burger and ask for the secret sauce!"