"Stay away. Stay FAR AWAY."
"Get the potato skins with a side of honey hot wing sauce. Tastes great together!"
"The best hot and sour spicy soup in town!"
"Gates open at 10 am. Free to the public to wander around (in roped off areas) ask for autographs and take pictures."
"Five gallons for a dollar!"
"The lunch special ends at four o'clock and they don't have individual slices after that."