"Manley's wedding was good."
"Why do you always stink like grease when you leave here? Oh wait..."
"Go to Charles's office on Friday for happy hour!"
"If you see me getting a Red Bull here before work, give me a high five!"
"Skip work. Get drunk. Watch the NCAA tournament. Just as St. Patrick would've wanted it."
"Watch out for the two attack dogs. They will get you everytime."