"Burrito bowls are better than the burritos, srsly."
"Become Mayor of this place at your peril."
"Dishes are super tasty, fresh and decently priced."
"Germany, the only place people queue for 5km to get off a moving train."
"Average Mexican food at steep prices. Electronic music from the 90s and tacky plastic deco. Ok if you really, really want Mexican food."
"In the middle of nowhere. Rubble and snow. Great cellular reception."