"Don't park here. They are assholes and they will tow your car, even though they don't use any parking after business hours."
"Try the sea salt vanilla ice cream. Best downtown!"
"Go see Casey Jensen in appliances... He works out, is a true bro, and can sell like a mofo."
"Rhina at the front desk is the best hotel concierge I have ever met!!!"
"The mayor of E22 is hot."
"Try Derek's special. Cody's swimming helicopter is fun. David likes ice cream."