"Why are these no longer the God Damn You Granite Street Lights?"
"Closing time is midnight. Really!"
"Jake Grossman is an idiot."
"$8 box seats with wait service, dollar beers and hot dogs on Thursdays. Baseball the way it ought to be."
"Get here at 7 am for best tailgating action."
"New C security checkpoint will get you to A and B gates but is a ghost town compared to the A and B checkpoints."