"Get the Caliente burger for added spice and always opt for chili fries."
"Holy Batman the dinner portions are huge here."
"Try the Fatted Calf pork chop and eggs -- best breakfast!"
"$1.50 for a nice Peet's coffee is a good deal!"
"Menu standouts include the chicarrones, the tostadas, and the chili Colorado. Beers are cheap and the family that runs this place is great, so drink up!"
"The pork ribs, pork tenderloin, and chicken picatta are all pretty tasty. Steak specials can be tasty too. The fresh-baked bread and well-composed salads are always great."