"The Korean BBQ Tacos are delicious. Get them!"
"Order the Chicken Parm; you will NEVER regret it"
"1 Liter of Strong Bock = Manhood; indulge...and welcome"
"You'll need ID for on-site tube rental; remember to secure your ID in a plastic sandwich bag and keep in your cooler for the trip down river"
"Don't feed the models and avoid the white powder offered in the bathroom;it's not a nasal decongestant...unless you're into that kind of thing :-P"