"Carna Asada Fries Burrito!!"
"If you need to go to the bathroom, keep driving!!"
"Nice service. Mountain dew tastes like ass."
"Probably the sloowweeesssttt taco bell I have ever been to. And their dew tastes like licorice."
"Don't go there if there is a slicked blond haired guy. He is a douche and treats you like and idiot."
"Don't make your order too complicated, it will come out wrong."