"How can you have an airport lounge in Paris that doesn't have either champagne or red wine?"
"Far better than the old Terminal 1 Star Alliance lounge, with plenty of seating, lots of power sockets, and great food. Possibly the best United Club in the network."
"No kiss, no singing dwarves. But lots of skeletons"
"Fast, free Internet, a rooftop lounge, and great food. Can't ask for much more than that"
"Valerie is great. Friendly and fast. What more could you ask for?"
"The monte cristo sandwich is *huge*. Come hungry or split it with a friend."