"Walk in, turn left, and play squash. And maybe climb the wall. But don't go to the gym. The weather at Stanford is never bad enough that you need to use an indoor gym."
"Don't come here to be cool and pretend to study. Just come here when the GSB bands are rocking the stage."
"No, not *that* Schwab. I come here to get the most amazing steak for my BBQ's."
"Perfect location for some last minute study and beers before that Strategy exam"
"Home of the MBA1 vs. MBA2 olympics"
"Home to shows of GSB talent: rock bands and moustache parades"