"Just opened. Well. We'll see how this café do. But the thing is if you open a coffee shop here, most of the times the visitors are alays."
"Bebek bakarnya kalo bakar kurang mateng. Mending bebek goreng. Sambelnya? Wuih! Kalo gak nambah nasi kebangetan!"
"Pad tengah sebelah kiri rusak. Orang-orang kediri kalo main gak pernah halus!"
"Risol Mayonya incredible!"
"Ada pengemis yg ngingetin ke mbah. :("