"All you can eat fried fish for $13.99 is a great deal."
"CASH ONLY! You just lost lost out on about $20.00 in sales to our family. Quit being cheap and get into the 21st century as people don't carry cash anymore. Bad first impression. We won't be back!"
"CASH ONLY! Just lost our business."
"If you go out to the beach early in the morning you may see some dolphins."
"Ask Owen to make his famous Bloody Mary for you."
"The best place to watch movies."