"Dress well. This place is for people with very large disposable incomes."
"Bring a drink down from the wet mess to make your trip pleasant. The trip back to your room, that is, piss-head."
"Dynomighty stockist! Get yourself a mighty wallet."
"Must be cost cutting, but the pies haven't been so great lately."
"Best sausage roll I've had in a long time. And they have Scrumpy! Sure to keep any self-respecting demoman happy."