"If you spend $50 or more on a pipe, you get 20% off a pipe bag."
"Make sure to scan the guide books for the Denny's discount coupons! They're all over!"
"Went here for just coffee & literally it was the worst coffee I've ever had! Burned beyond recognition, this shop really doesn't live up to its namesake."
"I swear, the beds here are made of marshmallow! I never sleep well in strange beds/on trips, but I caught up on sleep here!"
"Tuesdays & Sundays: $15 piercing specials!"