"Sides are tasty, ribs were dry, brisket was over smoked."
"Blessed blend, Rhode Island Red, Sirius and the 09 port are all surprisingly fantastic!"
"Large curly fries are enough for 44 people and a beagle."
"Service is sloooowww..."
"Bartender tried to rip us off. Claimed he put 'more alcohol' in the drinks!"