David Habegger

"If you're looking for some good real life tragic people watching, you've come to the right place."

"I've never been able to get over the weirdos who hang out a bar in the middle of a grocery store."

"Awesome food without the service to match."

"Nothing beats having your room cleaned even after you've gotten green choice reward!!!"

"Coming from a native Texan, you people need to live a little. Try something besides chicken!!!"