"Shows are longer now and at 12:00 and 2:00 only! Keep an eye out for animals you can meet on the front road in between!"
"Prices go up on Oct 1st, $8 for adults and $6 for kids."
"Some kid threw a candy apple at the boulder, it bounced off and hit someone, so Disney moved the boulder way back. Permanently. Thanks a lot, kid, you ruined a great ending."
"The boulder at the end has been broken for months... It used to come much closer. Please get on fixing that, Disneyland!"
"Remind them to put in the air freshener, or they forget every time."
"Here on Star Wars Day! May the fourth be with you!"