"The pies are ok, but the meat's tough & pastry sub-par. Go to Pie in The Sky at Kurrajong Heights instead."
"Best daydreaming park ever."
"This is Roscoe's Mk II. The old place was really old-fashioned but the ew one is slick and modern. But the good old-fashioned tucker is still on the menu."
"I found a piece of plastic in my food!"
"Wonderful coffee and great service but make sure you have cash out coz they don't have eftpos. (get with it kids!)"
"I am not here to pick up. I repeat. NOT here to pick up."