"This is the best laundromat in the neighborhood! It's bright and clean, and there are plenty of machines and ample carts. Even on a Saturday afternoon, this is a relatively stress-free environment."
"It just feels like home! And the pizza is amazing!"
"I'm addicted to this place! I've never had a bad meal here."
"The three-hour unlimited hot tub, steam room, and sauna package is the best twenty bucks a girl could ever spend!"
"Patrick does the best razor cut shag in the history of hair."
"The homemade Kim chi is the best!!"