"Food was good but overpriced. Service was slow. Looks like Frasier's apartment... Time to update guys."
"Trivia starts promptly at whenever they feel like starting."
"Awesome house, except for the Asian chick."
"They don't have shit for baseball supplies."
"If you have a wide swing or follow through more horizontally with your swing, use a shorter bat or you'll hit the netting on the side of the cages."