"The staff are friendly, the beer of the month is only $3.50. Pretty sure you won't find beer that cheap in too many places in Chicago"
"On hole 18 there are 2 ways to stay dry with a driver. Hit it for the far bridge (on the right) or aim for the trees by the green on the right. Grip it and rip it."
"Tall Yeungling is about $0.03 more expensive than their $1.95 short Coors. Get the tallboy."
"Can't find a better beer bar in Columbus. Bartenders know their stuff too. Don't order the jalapeño beer - your throat will hurt. Enjoy the people - they're all easy to talk to."
"Always a good time. Ask for the John Wayne if you want something interesting."
"If the guy gives you sandwich advice and asks you to try it. Try it - he's good at what he does."