"Great food but watch out for the local homeless population terrorizing every customer that tries to walk in the door"
"The food isn’t the only thing that smells like fish"
"I left a double deuce in the toilet, here’s my foot for scale"
"Yeah I got to experience a new taste of India but this restaurants toilet got a new taste of my American ass"
"Drove by here and I am pretty sure I saw some skater kids smoking meth"
"People always said I have a pretty wild wood"