"They are taking great care of my dog so they are OK in my book"
"If you see the dogs in the yard and they are barking at you, please keep walking"
"Careful the fence is electrified"
"Wow just ordered 4 large frosties and they were completely melted when I got them. Why do I come here?"
"Found a hair in my chicken parm sandwich. I will never forget pulling it out of my mouth. DON'T EAT HERE!!!!!"
"I haven't been here in awhile and I decided to drop by. The fries were undercooked and the soda was served warm. WTF?"