"If you hang out here until the sun comes up on sunday morning then you have to immediately go to church with your crew regardless of your mental state. Rules are rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
"Come for an evening, stay up for three days straight"
"Bring your own ketchup."
"Crack sales and prostitution in the back room. This place is a parasite on the community and a ghetto maker. Go somewhere else"
"If you hang out upstairs you're probably gonna have to get naked"