"Never EVER come here for auto work. The screwed up my tire and I didnt know it till months later when I went to take it off and they wanted to charge me to fix it!"
"Gas pump gives premium when you select unleaded and the cashier wont do a thing about it"
"Try the salmon with cucumber sauce!"
"Try the Italian Ice. Best thong ever in the Texas heat!"
"Daily specials are cheap :-)"
"Ask for Sashays. She's great at dreads and braids"