"I hear the meatstick is top notch!"
"Pro tip: Subway serves beer on tap after midnight!"
"Dont forget to bring the skeeter skatter summer evenings..apparantly its supper time for mosquitos."
"They brew the mate' super strong here!! Yum"
"Don't even think about stealing the Mayorship at this heady locale unless your name is also the name of a flower...ummkaay!!"
"Add Jalapenos to everything...ftw!"