"The corn is not for eating. The corn is for injury-related purposes only."
"You can find the current wind speed by checking the fancy weather tracker...or just watching how fast the porch chairs blow across the deck."
"If the lady is at the window (on Fridays usually), just abort. She'll get your order wrong and skimp on the fixings. Otherwise, the spicy veg or chicken tacos are my fav food truck dish."
"The pizza is always amazing at Squeezy's"
"Put the cocktail ingredients in the shaker tin first, then the ice, or suffer the diluted consequences."