"It's BYOB here. Don't worry if you don't have a bottle opener - the folks here have all kinds of tricks up their sleeves for how to open bottles."
"Blind Willie Johnson's historical marker is here."
"Eli Manning, Dr. John and Lee Harvey Oswald all were in here at one time."
"Try the "new" cookie. It seems holiday-ish so it probably won't be around for long. You won't be disappointed."
"Get a French bread. It's the best store-baked French bread in the city."
"Post oil spill, oysters are from Florida. Kind of small, but still good and salty."