"Way less gross than the 65th and Keystone Kroger."
"Apparently the requirements for being a bartender here are a complete lack of a sense of humor and ability to be rude and unaccommodating to everyone you encounter."
"This place smells like someone chain smokes and sprays Lysol all day and night."
"This has to be the most modern thing in Colby, right? I was pleasantly surprised by how nice this hotel is."
"I will never be able to love my small, local Whole Foods as much after visiting here. My mind is blown."
"There is a quiet room for breast feeding here too!"