"You won't regret stopping by, we have cookies and vodka what else could you ask for?"
"Get water you will save yourself 2 dollars. For the price it's not too bad."
"3 lively cubs live here, if your here it's cause we think your cute so relax, we don't bite......hard. ;)"
"Get The Beast it is the largest pizza ever and will feed a party of 8 easily!!"