"Ain't better place in the west, cuz tha palms ain't like the rest!"
"Try 2 4 1 pizza...pretty damn good and its a twofer."
"order anything but the pasta. I used to be a cook here. unless you like overcooked garlic. were trained to overcook the Garlic."
"beware the smelly our of their mind cracksmokers.....15 years and they still can't get rid of em."
"quadruple check your orders if its one consiting of two or more items ....this Mickey dees is notorious for screwing up orders. been coming here for 15 years and its still the same."