"Opening times are not exactly rigid, so don't be surprised to arrive to the "Sorry, we're closed" sign"
""Mind the Step" .. it's bigger than you'd probably expect it to be"
"The automated announcement isn't 'messing about' when she says, "Please do not cross the bus lane. Please use the pedestrian crossings provided.. IN THE CORRECT MANNER!" #ministryofsillywalks"
"Not sure what platform your train will be departing from.. roll a dice.. you'll probably be right more times than the announcements are ("This is a platform alteration..")"
"Happy to report that thanks to a software patch the touchscreen works like a dream nowadays :)"