"Young Frankenstein by Mel Brooks"
"Stop being a weekend warrior, and actually learn the right way... Take a gun class!"
"Looks pretty tough to be 'security'"
"Very annoying security guards, earning their keep. Sitting around in golf carts.. Nice."
"I think I should work on getting a secondary degree since I am here so much!"
"The best cappuccino and cinnamon sugar bagels!!!"