"Not done it myself but sitting in Sloe Cafe Bar, the disabled toilets opposite seem to be a freeforall to every able bodied person. Guess they must sometimes be unlocked"
"Don't get the girl who does the coffee to pack your bag, she hadn't got a clue and crushes everything."
"The giant cod and chips is amazing, best I have tasted in ages"
"Possibly the best tomato pastry I have ever tasted"
"Check out the mutts nuts of a coffee machine!"