Helen Lau

"Only T-mobile coverage in the basement. All other networks don't work."

"Try the Brancaster oysters! I'll be back for more!"

"Only one small shop off the beach."

"Absolutely the best fry up in town! The landlord and landlady are the most welcoming too! Would definately come back again - soon!"

"Get a speedy pass to avoid the long queues."

"Pints are £2 when premiere league matches are on."