"Do not enter! Seriously, it's better if you go directly to your gate. The Internet sucks! The bar sucks! The food really sucks! The place sucks! It sucks! Do you get the point?"
"Afuera del local te ofrecen de todo! Hasta masajes!"
"Si no eres conocido aquí ni vengas."
"Probably the best service and coffee in Aventura Mall. Nice environment!"
"If you want to lose weight, DON'T come here please."