"What's good here? Not the speed of service. Not the smell. Not the location. Not the food. Great decor though."
"Very good service which makes a nice change living in Berlin. The food's not bad either."
"Good brunch option. Quality food. Well done."
"Nice place to people watch, which is a good thing, as the service is pretty slow."
"Look out for the waitress with brown hair. She's very unique."
"No. No. No. You either sell jewellery or sandwiches. Not both. Focus on being good at one thing or, make edible jewellery."