"Only suckers wait and waste their own time. I made an appointment a day in advance. I was in and out in 20 min!"
"They will NOT accept the foursquare coupon for free fries!!!"
"They price match! Also, they'll repair tires for free (if the tire is repairable obviously)."
"Marinated steaks are usually terrible, but the ribeye here is awesome. Medium rare of course."
"You can get the cash discount if you use your ATM card. No service charge!"