Cliff 👽 Hicks

"Sign above the door says it's "Under New Management." That's code for "previous owners unloaded a loser on a sucker" and there won't be a "T-n-T" for much longer."

"It's a dump. The bathrooms are disgusting, nothing is clean, and the parking lot looks more like a lunar landscape of craters. Avoid, avoid, avoid!"

"The people are SO friendly! The facility is super clean and the choice of pets is better then any pet store. Adopt or donate today!"

"As of two weeks ago they have their liquor license! Food is great too!"

"Be sure to tell the Mayor what a stud he is."

"Amazing Club sandwich! Great service and friendly people. Highly recommend."