"Whoooaa, the cooks look like convicts and my waitress is pouring with sweat!!"
"Horrible service, over priced blan food.. Reminds me of an expensive as fuck taco cabana"
"Just tell the waitress everything you need at least 30 minutes ahead of time because she will be taking her sweet time taking care of you."
"They do not call 911 here"
"Lots of drugs and trouble. Make sure you lock all doors and windows. My apartment was broken into 3 times"
"Try to commute with as few people as possible."