"Say hi to brittany the mayor for a free high five!"
"Try the lift and tickle"
"Hold on tight... its gonna be a bumpy road."
"Make sure u say hi to brittany the mayor for a free high five :)"
"This place isn't funny. All events and people are fake. Make sure you destroy evidence of visiting... you may catch something"
"Dance before the golden buddha for eternal tranquility... while supplies last!"