"If you need to take it to-go, try the mobile inventory, it's breathtaking."
"Squid Ink Black IPA. If you drink this and don't like it, you are probably a terrorist."
"The preroll inventory is particularly good here. Highly recommended"
"When you get here, try using parking stall #79, its just magical"
"If you want your face to melt off with pure delicous, then get the betty burger. Best dish on the menu. Boom, done."