"Don't come to use the Red Box. It's almost always broken."
"Don't buy used books here -- go down the street to the Salvation Army."
"If you're in need of used furniture check here before Goodwill. They've a better selection and more reasonable deals."
"Super fast drive thru, even when the line is wrapped around the building."
"Great burgers and fries but considering the overwhelming amount of people working the line the wait is excessive."
"The Black and Bleu pizza is delicious."