"NOTHING. Nothing at all."
"Service here is not so speedy, unfortunately. Might want to reconsider if you're pressed for time."
"10 cents off per gallon with a gift card."
"All that? Not even close to that. Like eating with a condom on your tongue. Garnish? Spices? Didn't see or taste either of those on my visit."
"$2 got me 14 tater tots. Pickles on burger had no flavor. Bah."
"If you're here 18 times a month, you need: smaller car, better job, or a life."