"Pardon the pretentious tip, but the chicken pâté is incredible."
"Cheapest AND best Chinese takeout around. Get the dinner combo."
"Get LASIK with Dr. Ostrovsky!"
"Get the steamed pork and chive dumplings. Amazing bang for your buck."
"The guys here are the best! Always in a good mood."
"Pizza's great. Can't say the same for the ornery guys who work there."