"If you're lucky enough to get a daybed, only one side has a cocktail table."
"BYOB, free transportation via Boobie Bus, open til 4am on weekends, full nude dancers, this is hands down the best club in Lawrence area."
"The Eagle's Nest, where the air is crisp."
"Can't wait for U-Verse in my neighborhood. You now have a legit competitor Knology, time to start upgrading and caring if you don't want to lose all your customers."
"Electronic hot beats only!!! NO COUNTRY!!! Take your spit cups elsewhere wildcat fans!"