"It's cheaper if you pay in cash! Gel Manicure is normally $30 but it's $27 in cash."
"Try an ice cream based raspberry lemonade smoothie."
"Come in to see Trinity, she is the most exact, most gentle waxer I have ever met. She's perfect for first timers or those who don't like pain."
"Eat the eggs made by Rashima!"
"We have free virus software!"
"Jones has an amazing common room."