"Student staff here is kind of a big deal. Also beware the Kronos beast"
"These folks are the greatest Chicago imports around. Stop by and enjoy a taste of Nigeria as well, courtesy of Mrs. Nwangwa!"
"Dangerously comfy couches ;)"
"Candy bowl in student services office on the 1st floor! Say hi to Daphne if you take candy though ;)"
"Studying here is super cozy and warm, but don't expect to get too much work done if you're with your friends!"
"Say hi to Daphne in Student Affairs!!! And take some candy from the bowl"