"Good pizza. Service is subpar. If Athena is working, spell it out for her and use small words..."
"Don't order a mixed drink. They skimp."
"Sadly the kitchen has closed here, still have good fair prices on drinks though. Come on down!"
"This place is dog friendly, the dog has to be on leash."
"They have magic hat no. 9 brew. Pretty good on prices for their drinks and food."